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Kristie!!!

For the person, who said she want to hoot me in the morning, who must read or else she can't have her bag or pineapple, which I reckon she doesn't want =)
(To other people, don't read because you won't be able to understand =))

One day, A and B were in class.
(B was doing his homework in anger because he couldn't solve a sum and A walked towards him)
A: Guess what. -gives happy face-
B: What? -fakes a happy face-
A: Guess. -winks-
B: I don't know. -gives the whyareyouwinkingatmeyoufancymeright face-
A: Haha, stupid lah you. -laughs-
B: Grr, you then stupid. -irritated-
A: You are stuuuupid. -laughs more-
B: You're more stupid. -fuming-
A: You're the most stupid -laughs like crazy-
B: Youyouyou... -speechless and goes back to his sum-
A: K lah k lah, I tell you lah -=P face-
B: Hurry lah.. -in an annoyed tone-
A: Ok, fine. I tell you. You know what today is? -smiles happily and teeth shines-
B: What..? -eyes moved a bit towards A-
A: Today is... -thinks: one-
B: Is? -eyes moved more towards A-
A: Is... -thinks: two-
B: Is..? -eyes fixed at A liao-
A: Is... -thinks: two and a half-
B: Is?!?! -eyes going to pop out already lah-
A: Is... -thinks: two and three quarters-
B: Bangsai lah, walao.
A: You want to bangsai? Lame leh ni, I want to tell you then you say want bangsai. Hurry hurry~
B: -stares at A in utter disbelief and continues with his work-
A: I thought you want bangsai?
B: Yeah, if I bangsai I will make sure the poop falls on you. You better shut up.
A: -act cute- Woah, hurt my heart sia~
B: Diao..
A: Ahh! -runs to the nearest wet market-
B: Good riddance. All the nuts aren't up in the trees. One nut has been blown down, most probably thanks to Haziq the blower... -laughs at his own 'joke' and continues the sum-
(Much to B's disappointment, A returned shortly (B: Oh no...))
A: AHA! This is a clue! -holds up a...-
B: What the..?! Why (in the name of a pineapple?) is a bloody miserable pineapple doing in your hands?!
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A: Ok ok. I'm gonna give my girlfriend one~
B: -.-!?!?!
A: Teehee, byebye, wish me luck~
B: ...
(A hops towards the next class after wrapping the pineapple)
A: Ah pok no. 1!
C: Ah pok no. 2!
A: For you! -presents the wrapped-up pineapple-
C: -gasps- You remembered! :D:D:D:D
A: Aw, shucks~ -gives paiseh face-
C: What's the colour of my new bag? -excited-
A: ? What new bag?
C: ! My bag lah then what..
A: (thinks: C must have a thinking that wrapped up pineapples is called a bag! Aha! So creative) Your -chokes- (drones)baaaaag is yellow + orange + brown! Colourful hor!
C: Yeah lor yeah lor xD
A: Faster open =)
C: -shy shy- ok x)
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C: A PINEAPPLE?!?! -shocked!-
A: Correction.
C: Then what?!
A: A miserable pineapple! xD

Moral of the Lame Story:
Kristie Tiong Ah Pok, I won't mind bringing a miserable pineapple for you to school instead of a bag, but I'll make sure I buy you one bag one day, orange one better lah. Ok, Pok?

HAPPY TIONGAHPOK DAY, KRISTIE!
Hope you will (Jordan Tan Yong Yuean) Pok like Jordan, and Pingpiang like Ting(pok)ting =)=)=)
Seriously, I don't know what's the story I made up cause it's very lame but well, must make a miserable pineapple story ma. At least I didn't add in the long nose squidward and the U turn person! And that.. -toot- come out thing. Haha. Hope you've had a wonderfulwonderfulwonderful day =)

This is a long post ok!

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